i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry
This is exactly how Texas is in case you didn’t know
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
I don’t smoke pot and don’t plan to, but my god the criminalization of weed is so stupid.